WHO AM I? (promo)

March 27, 2018 song ae nul 1 Comments

Assalamualaikum.

Since i got really famous nowadays, I think its finally time to reveal my identity. 

SHHHHH! THIS A TOP SECRET. PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL.
(u can read it but no forwarding and cp'ing) 

So who am I?
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Will be available soon in this same blog. 

Stay tuned guys . ^^
U might wouldnt want to miss this one.

Bisou bisou,
S.

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OUR TALENTED STUDENTS

March 27, 2018 song ae nul 0 Comments

Assalamualaikum n hi guys!
This time I'd like to share with u gais bout my classmates. Somehow, a part of them surprisingly are very talented. X caya sila teruskn baca. Gila ah. Mesti hmpa ternganga weyhhhhh.

1) RAVERING
-people might mistaken him as nerdy student with a pair of spectacles. but this same guy also good at ravering. I repeat the SAME GUY - CAN RAVER WELL. Kan i knowwwww. Stop nganga uguys. N what makes him difference from other igpemes raverers is his hair can also raver. OH MAH GAWD Like who does that? No wonderla his ig has many followers. Wait no more! Follow his ig now! He might get famous! One day! So follow him! Ok! Bye! Adios!

tepi la skit. selebriti kuriya nk lalu nih.

 2) COOKING
-pah pahh pahhhh. this one is totally free-jokes n Im gonna be so serious. She's so good at cooking. U name it, she cook it.  Not just that she's also a beauty, kind-hearted, hardworking, caring , brave, loyal,.....(insert 99 moral values here)...... . Emmmmmmmmmm I dont want much Ama but could u give free food at ur mom's canteen whenever i visit u there? Hehehehehehehe. Pls say yes. Dont break my young heart. 
The standing one. Wafa who?

3) ACTING
-who can imagine the one that lead our class is once an actor ? he was an actor long ago alongside with Daniel Radcliffe n Emma as well as Rupert in Harry Potter movie. That's why whenever we are having a birthday surprise for our teachers, he would volunteer to play the main role . The one who pretends to be sick enough to get out from the class n wallaaaahh here ur cake tc, quick blow the candle! 
Thats why i think he prefers to wear a mask wherever he go. Payahla nnti fans dok ligan dia nk autograph.

4) SINGING
-its true when people say dont judge a book by its cover. I never thought he has such a nice n soothing (eww) voice despite his face is a lil bit ... emm nvm I'll just end it here. But who caresss? As long as u can make moneh n u become rich , its enough! n ha before i forgot, can u accept my application to join ur fans club, n can u give me free ticket to one of ur world tour concert? Arigato gozaimas. *bow30°
ni gmbar lepas balik dri japan utk world tour. spek hitam uols.


5) STYLING
-serious n thug face. People thought he is a bully. But heck no. He is a very good student . Always finish his bm hw eventho he's busy with his modeling career. Yes guys yes. He has a really good taste in fashion hence he's so good in styling. Thus (rsa bangga guna thus) , all fashion companies want to hire him as their model. His face? Em his face is............. em em but he's tall guys! N that's sufficient i think to become a model. Here i insert one of his pic styling the shades.

so what do u guys think? yay or nah?



6) FLIPPING BOTTLE
-her hand cant stay still since she's a kid. always want to flip bottle. But when there's no bottle , any other things would do. Recently , she just break her new record by flipping her own bed. I sometimes wonder what type of food she's eating. Or did her hand act a bionic arm? If u're reading this , can u give me some tips? I also want to follow the flow. Eventho this flipping bottle challenge is already outdated. So pm me at 011******** . Im waitin.

7) BLUETICKING
-or could i say princess of bluetick kingdom? With a diva n bossy personality, its no surprise ( but aku pelik act) that she has a lot of fans, let alone secret admirers. That somehow leads her to become more arrogant than ever. She's barely befriend anyone. Who wants to befriend her needs to fill up the application paper or at least sends resume to her secretary. And not only that , u need to wait for another 10 months to check if u pass or not. Any person that send whatsapp to her will just receive bluetick as a reply. But recently , she turns off the send receipt so it's no longer bluetick. It has been updated to DOUBLE GREYTICK. So ,hi princess of double greytick kingdom!


so flipping bottle is the right one. yeah ure right, the left one is the bossy-diva. see! like i said so, only befriend the one that famous or talented. 


So fuh that's all. What about me? Do i have any special talent? Well it would be only that one. IM FUNNY! OYEAHHH!

K bye . See ya.

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SPM RESULT IS OUT!

March 21, 2018 song ae nul 3 Comments

Assalamualaikum.

Sihat? Good.

No need to beat around the bush , ill just go straight to the point. Yes, we already received our spm result last Thursday. It had been almost a week already. This post is kinda basi by now actually. But who cares tho?

So alhamdulillah , there's four students that managed to get straight As for SPM17. N the best student for this year is.......................... *drumrollplease



MUSTAQIM FAKARUDDIN. ( 9A+ 2A)
Emm its the left one guys, just... in case.


 N the other three is Syahid , Nabila , n Princess of Kolkalhoa.
While other than them, fyi, also got a very good result. All of u guys deserved to get a congratulations at least and also a pat on ur shoulder. Good job guys , not only for the result but also for SURVIVING HIGHSCHOOL. Haahahahahahaahahaha.

But of course, mybe some of u will still feel not satisfied with what u get. Honestly, im not good on giving some sort of motivation or inspring words. But believe me, its true that getting flying colours result do help u achieving ur dreams. In faster way. But who says, that we cant use other alternate ways if the first way is not available. Therefore trust me, as long as u guys get what u want in the end, no matter how long it takes, for me its sufficient n good enough. So dont be discouraged n chin up!

K thats all for not-so-motivational-session , now lets enjoy the pics.
(enjoy sgttttt -_-)


The boys. 

The boys AGAIN. Gluck k hus in UTP. May Allah ease everything.

The girls. (peh lawa bhai aku dlm ni)


N the next day , we had a talk with counselor for IPTA n scholarships.
Tp malas nk crita psai part ni so aku payung gambar jelah.

Yg pkai baju kuning tu pakcik bawang.

(no caption) 
act apokoh yong mereko sedong lokukan? ngadu pasai result kot. nvm.

With Cg Rusma. Our history teacher. Mmg kebabom gile ah. 
(peh lawa bhai yg kiri sekali tu)

Ada nk lanja satu quotes ni. Sapa rsa down nk study leh la igt quotes ni nnti esp utk junior la.
"Sejarah adalah cerita. Cerita untuk dienjoy"
-Namia Von Mikahluz



So i think thats the end for this post.
But before that, there is one more pic. I need to post bcoz somehow he looked so handsome in that pic. (it's called sarcasm dude. woi hg jgn left gp tau)

NI DIAAAA! (lepas ni jgn lupa lanja aku makan lol)

ha k dh ckup.

Bisou bisou,
S


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Muka Surat Rahsia Edisi Merapu

March 20, 2018 Zeta 2 Comments

Malam itu, aini menghantar wasap kepada wafa. Katanya mahu membincangkan sesuatu. Namun tidak terjangka dia meminta wafa agar tidak terlalu berharap pada si dia. Wafa berasa tercabar lalu mengatakan bahawa orang yang sepatutnya mengalah adalah aini. Aini malas untuk memanjangkan cerita dan hanya meninggalkan bluetick. Mekihat bluetick tersebut, wafa berkata dalam hati, " see,kau memang patut mengalah ".

 Keesokan pagi di sekolah, Izz datang awal dan sempat mengulang kaji pelajaran sebelum perhimpunan pagi. Izz memang merupakan pelajar kesayangan guru kerana dia sering menyiapkan kerja sekolah dan aktif di dalam kelas.

 Selepas beberapa soalan matematik telah diselesaikan, sekolah telah black out secara tiba tiba. 'Arggggghhhhg !!!!' , kedengaran suara jantan menjerit memecah kesunyian. Izz mengangkat kepalanya memandang ke arah suara tersebut.

 Sebenarnya sudah pukul 7, tetapi Kimo menjerit kerana terkejut. Zakira yang sedang membuat latihan bersama Izz terus bertanya Kimo sama ada dia okay atau tidak kerana terlalu risau. Mustaqim yang juga ada semasa situasi tersebut hanya berkata 'saya harap awak baik baik sahaja. Sekarang sudah cerah. Jangan takut'.

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 Tiba sesi pembelajaran yang pertama, Teacher Asliza masuk awal ke kelas pagi itu. Faidhi menyuruh semua rakan sekelasnya bangun dengan suara yang sangat kuat dan mampu menghayun pokok pokok. 'Selamat Pagi, Cikgu' , ucap Faidhi dengan gaya kartun upin dan ipin.

 'Okay , today saya nak check essay yang saya bagi semalam. Kita start dengan Nabihan.' , kata Tc Asliza. Tanpa disangka hari itu Tc Asliza membuat satu kelainan dengan meminta Nabihan membaca eseinya di hadapan kelas. Tajuk eseinya ialah 'My First Love'.

 Lagi tidak disangkakan, Nabihan begitu menghayati eseinya yang dikatakan kisah realiti itu sehingga menitiskan air mata. Bukan dia sahaja, malah Latif turut terpengaruh apabila dia menyanyikan lagu Say You Wont Let Go dengan penuh menyayat hati bagi menjadi lagu latar penyampaian esei Nabihan.

 Semua orang bertepuk tangan sehingga Nabila mengangkat tangan untuk menyampaikan kisahnya juga. Dia juga tanpa disangka telah menjemput Hannani dan Aini untuk menjadi pokok pokok dan bunga bagi menghiasi dramanya.

 Sungguh kasihan sekali, kisahnya langsung tidak menarik perhatian kerana bercerita mengenai kepentingan kehidupan ulat di dalam tanah. Namun, Hakim begitu bersemangat menyokong cerita Nabila dengan menjerit kepada semua orang untuk bangun dari tidur dan menghargai perjuangan Nabila.

 Selepas habis masa bahasa inggeris, para pelajar di dalam kelas 5Abu Bakar mula berlegar mengacau kawan kawan kerana guru matapelajaran matematik tidak hadir. Suasana yang meriah itu tiba tiba dihadiri dengan suara merdu alunan ayat alquran. Oh dari meja Syahid rupanya. Bagus benar dia tidak terpengaruh dengan suasana kelas.

 Di luar kelas, Aiman dan Husaini berlawan sambil meniru perwatakan ultraman menentang raksasa. Tidak dapat ku tahu siapakah ultramannya dan siapakah raksasa. Dan tiba tiba Wafa keluar dari kelas menuju kepada Aiman. Dia bertanya, 'rehat satgi nak makan apa?'. Aiman tersenyum dan ingin menjawab.

 Tiba tiba ada satu suara mencelah, 'Jom pi kantin !'. Rupanya Wafa bercakap dengan Amanina yang berada di belakang Aiman. Amanina adalah seorang ketua aspuri yang sangat berwibawa dan actually dia ni banyak skandal. Acah je.

 Tidak beberapa lama kemudian, Nabil berdiri di atas kerusi dan meminta semua orang untuk diam. Semua orang terpaku melihatnya. Nak tahu apa yang dia nak cakap ? Dia just ajak kita orang main lukis lukis. Hahahaha best kan

 Lalu semua pun beratur , Syafi berada di belakang sekali dan melukis satu objek. Di pass pass kan ke depan, semua yang dapat semua garu kepala. Dan last sekali sampai kat Iqmal. 'Oh I know, ni kuih kan bulat bulat ni kuih kan', kata Iqmal. Semua Abu Bakariansz memandang wajah Syafi dengan penuh tanda tanya. Lalu Syafi menjawab 'Tu ayamlah'.

 Ainul ketawa berguling guling mendengar jawapan tersebut hingga 2 kali tawaf kelas. 'So semua orang fikir ni bulat bulat kuih ke apa tetiba hg kata ni ayam ? ' hahahahahahaha. Perkara ini tidak terhenti di sini apabila Faiz tiba tiba mencelah. Dia mula menerangkan mengenai teori Sains mengenai mungkin Syafi melukis telur ayam.

 Actually aku dah taktau nak tulih pasai apa.

 Okay tiba tiba Cikgu Hasni masuk. Cikgu mengajar tentang topik baru. Tiba tiba Najmi bersuara, 'Cikgu takmau cek ka kerja sekolah haritu ?'. Sesungguhnya sewaktu itu semua mata memandang Najmi dengan sungguh menggerunkan manakala Faidhi telah bertukar menjadi hulk.

 Okay sekian sahaja. Cerita syok syok dari manusia yang bakal berjaya. Moga ni jadi memori zaman aku terencat akal dan boleh dikenang suatu masa nanti.

 Love you, gais huhu. 💕

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Muka Surat Rahsia Ep2

March 20, 2018 song ae nul 2 Comments

Cerita di bawah tiada kaitan dengan yang hidup dan mati. Ia hanyalah rekaan semata-mata untuk tujuan tertentu.

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Jam tangannya menunjukkan baru pkul 6:45 pgi. "Mesti aku org first rini yg smpai kelas", pkir Wafa dlm hati. Namun hrpnnya hancur apabila kelihatan lampu kelas sudah menyala dan Ainul sedang menyapu sampah.

"Haih , hg lgi . Hg smpai sekolah pkul brp ha? ", tnya Wafa kpd Ainul dgn rasa tidak puas hati.
"Bru ja hehe", jwb Ainul.

Ainul Aliah sememangnya org yg rajin mengemas kelas , pemalu dan tidak byk brcakap. Tidak hairanlah jika Ainul sering menjadi pelajar contoh di dalam kelasnya. 

"Eh , harini pon ada lgi bnda ni. Sapa la yg bg ni. Mesti org kaya" , ujar Wafa dlm hatinya smbil mengambil coklat Kinder Bueno di atas mejanya kemudian meletakkannya ke dalm beg. Hampir setiap hari Wafa menerima coklat Kinder Bueno. Popular sungguh Wafa. Persoalannya dri siapa? Junior TMUA ? Atau Wafa mempunyai secret admirernya yg trsendiri?

Lamunan Wafa dikejutkan oleh Zakira yg mahu meminjam bku latihan tatabahasa utk ditiru krn kelas bm cg hasni adalah selepas perhimpunan. Zakira yg sudah hmpir menangis  kerana takut dimarahi cg Hasni menyalin jwpn Wafa dgn capat sekali ke dalam bukunya. 

Ainul melihat Zakira smbil menggeleng kepala. Tidak phm kenapa kerja rumah yg sepatutnya dilakukan di rumah ,dibuat di sekolah. Sebaliknya Ainul, semua kerja sekolahnya disiapkn sebelum pulang ke rumah lagi.

Kringggg . Bunyi loceng sudah berbunyi menandakan sudah tiba masa utk turun ke perhimpunan. Wafa bersiap2 utk bertugas. Ketika dia turun tangga utk bergerak ke pintu pagar sekolah, Wafa terserempak dgn Faiz , Kimo ,dan Najmi yg berlari kerana sudah lewat. Mereka bertiga mmg sudah terkenal dgn sikap mereka yg selalu dtg lewat kt sekolah. 

Mereka merayu kpd Wafa agr tidak menulis nma mereka. Wafa ingin menulis pd awalnya tetapi tidak jadi apabila Faiz memberi brownies yg sepatutnya dijamu kpd rakan2nya kpd Wafa. Akhirnya , Wafa tidak menulis nma mereka bertiga. 

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"Hakim dh siap kerja sekolah?", tnya cg hasni kpd Kimo. Kimo hnya mampu tersengih shj. Dia tidak pernah siap kerja sekolah bm.

"Wafa , 'yang' terletak dibwh golongan kata apa?, tnya cg hasni kpd Wafa.
"Tidak tahu cg", kta Wafa dgn muka tertanya2.
"Siapa yg bole tlg Wafa, sila angkat tgn", arah cg hasni.

Tiada sapa yg angkat tgn. Pelajar 5AB mula rsa takut. Tiba2 , satu tangan diangkat.

"Kata hubung relatif, cg ", jwab Aiman. Aiman yg umumnya tidak bercakap , tetiba hri itu memberanikan diri utk menjawab soalan di dlm kelas.
"Bagus Aiman. Awak mmg pelajar yg pndai!",puji cg hasni. 

Semua rakan2nya menepuk tgn dan kelihatan gembira serta lega kerana terselamat dri dimarahi oleh cg. Kecuali dua org , Syafi dan Aini.
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"Kenapa dia tlg Wafa lgi? Apa lebihnya Wafa dri aku? Aku lgi cantik apa. ",komplen Aini kpd rakan2nya semasa memakan nasi swktu waktu rehat. 
"Aini , hg srs ka hg suka dia? ", tnya Izz dgn muka yg konpius.
"Ntoh Aini, betui ke hiang ni? Awiat taste hiang rendah ngait? Apokoh nk jadi ngan hiang ni?, kta Zakira.
"Aku srs laaa! Muka dia mcm ada iras2 selebriti korea. Apa tah nma dia? Apa Suk?", ujar Aini.
"Jae Suk?", balas Hannani.
"HA JAE SUKK LAAA. HNSEM AHH", balas Aini dgn bersemangat.

Tiba2 muka Aini berubah. Matanya seperti merancg sesuatu. 

"Just u wait n see, Wafa. Today is u day, soon it'll be mine. ", kata Aini dgn nada dan wajah yg menakutkn.

muka crush aini. hensem an. mcm selebriti kuriya.


Bersambung...


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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH TWO HOT AND POPULAR GIRLS AT SMKAA !

March 13, 2018 Abu Bakar 1 Comments

Hello guys. It's been a long time. Today's update is about special Q&A with the hot and popular girls at SMKAA ! We feel really honoured because these two girls are willing to give a little of their worth time to us. With the utmost grateful feelings, thank you to both of them, S and N.



1) one word to describe ur personality in smkaa.

N: innocent?

S: pesky


2) what u miss the most about smkaa.


N: the friendship of course. There's nothing to compare with our friendship even i was just a newbie there but the feelings is so strong.

S: Arriving school late then acah bertugas. Eating pizza with friends after school. Gossiping . Lepaking in library. Business talking about kolkalhoa with other countries' leaders. OH MY GAD.  ARGH EVERYTHING LAH <3 *tryin being sweet here hahahahahahagagagaga


3) if ure given a chance to experience one moment at smkaa AGAIN , what would it be n why?

N: the perkampungan akademik at Brasmana Hotel. The days i love the most. The days tht all of us had so much fun.

S: Srsly this is so hard. But i will go with the first day as a student in smkaa. The start of everything . Making friends , breaking rules , supporting each other , n also leeching off others ahaks.


4) do u ever love crush someone? 


N: I wonder if there's a human being who did not even have any crush on someone. *blushing

S: Hmm like LITERALLY crush someone, never.


5) spm result will be out on this Thursday. What do u feel?


N: well, of course im super nervous. Yet im excitedd. Im srs. I hope all of us get the best result tht we really want. Aminnn.

S: kinda scared honestly. But excited at the same time to meet u guys n also to receive our final school mag. *pls , let my face be okay in all photos.


6) Do u have tips on how to survive in smkaa?


N: in whatever case, think first bfore you act. Bcs school is a place where you could be outcasted for something tht you do wrong even it was a coicedence or unintended. Get close to everyone. No gangs, no gossiping or harm people. (what crap is this? -S)

S: always inform kak ros beforehand if u want to buy her ais malaysia, coz damn it's so laku ok.


7) Involved in the science stream. It is worth and does it by yr own choice?


N: To be honest, im dying to get into account. But since i cant do anything with the decision tht've made up, well... science stream is not bad at all. Ive gotten alot of interest in it.

S: in my case , im the one that decided to study in science stream n i found it very worth n im not regret at all. But ofc , for my juniors that want to pursue in acc stream, i have no objections. Follow ur instinct if u think its the best for u. Bcoz nowadays , i think employment rates for fresh graduates who are basically from acc stream is wider than science students. Hehe.



8) If you ended up stuck in a far hideous island and you could only choose one person out of yr classmates, who could he/she be? 


N: Heol this is difficult to decide. Bcs i hope none of us ever got stuck in an island. But afterall, i would choose... Amanina? Hahah bcs alright, everyone knows tht she's a best cook and she can cook everything even there's nothing to cook. And she has the mak mak vibes so i guess i can live with her. No offense.

S: Without a second thought, i choose Zakira! Bcoz she is more easily scared than me. N with that , i will be looked as a brave n heroic character , saving two of us from that freaky-creepy-disgusting-plsstayofffromme island.



9) The most unforgettable awkward moment in smkaa tht you want to forget but you cant.


N: I hve awkward moments but this was not about me so i dont necessarily hve to forget. It was when Mus was suddenly flying in front of the class just to prevent the hanging flag banner from any accident occurred. Idk whether to laugh or to act like nothing happened but i ended up laughing anyway. Sorry mus.

S: in smkaa only? Mmm it would always be that one.  Keyword : hari raya 2017. N the rest I'll leave it to u guys. Haish.


10) Among of all the teachers, whom you'd scare the most? 


N: hmmmm ust zulkifly? But after knew him, we got along well. He's not tht frightening.

S: cg hasni. Like guysssss, she's very alert with her students okayyy. Pls think twice if u want to ponteng during the day that has bm *just my humble advice .


11) Final question, give the ultimate honest description about yr feelings and hopes towards 5ab.


N :Yorobeun, listen well ok. I really glad to hve you as my friends, my classmates. I will never forget yr names even when im 70+ (inshaaAllah). Hope our ukhuwah will last forever. Thanks for all the memories.

S: thanks for colouring my year n no doubt there's ups n downs but after all i still think im lucky enough to be in the same class with u guys. My hope is may Allah give us happiness in dunia wal akhirat. N may all of ur dreams come true.


That's all. Thank you readers.

Love,
Alphabet Sisters



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